Two mutant towel moose's were sleep flying under the car hood...
they said "it's cold" so they got out and fought with windshield wipers...
they then placed a bell in the oven until it melted into a gold coin..
they then went out and bought ten bells and repeated the process, till eventually the oven broke...

the end

Two mooses brought a hot tub, they installed it, but the bubbles wouldn't work.
They sat in it anyway.
Suddenly the bubble feature started working.
One moose was happy and exclaimed, oh I'm a genius, I knew I installed it right
The other moose said, no, sorry, I just farted

The end

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Two moose's were out flying and extremely bored, so they decided to buy 3D glasses and rubber bands... sconfused
on their way to the store, they saw a crack on the pavement...and couldn't go any further..
One moose said "cracks are not cracks, but are cracks" the other moose said "all 5 of you are wrong! They're cracks"
So they dug through the pavement and made a tunnel under the crack... sconfused
They went into the store and bought what they needed...they immediately put their glasses on..
and flew home were they threw both the glasses and rubber bands in the garbage...and went to sleep..

sconfused

Two mooses were out flying, and decided to shave off their fur so other mooses would like them, it grew back and they looked like mooses in sheep fur, the end :mrgreen:

^ Nice transition from the other thread :laugh:

Two moose's were out flying, and trying to record evp's of a ghost named Joe. sconfused
One moose said "one moose said" the other said "the other said" sconfused
They turned on their electronic speedoromic tronic tonic phonic recorder thingy. sconfused
they said "is Jowah here?"..then threw the recorder into another huge recorder that had a little man dressed as a recorder inside. sconfused
The man asked the mooses what the capital of Turkey was...they replied "Voltswagons and marbles, let's dye the carpet blue"..
THE END sconfused